New Math



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three of them never before seen on the internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho" music and lyrics by bo burnham whats a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy, and an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die and whats domain, domain, range (xxy) a kid with too muc
h in his pants and two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de france. split a decision with long division, take the circumference of your circumcision live like your data and when you're all "set" put it all together and whatever you get. is new math... whats a bag of chips divided by five,
thats a nike worker's meal and santa clause mutliplied by "i" well i guess that makes him real, and the square root of the NBA is Africa in a box, how do u trace a scatter plot? give the pencil to michael j fox. take the approximate moral proportion of the probable problem of a pro-life abortion li
ve like your data, and when youre all "set" put it all together and whatever you get... is new math. and if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to leave me youd have a tree... full of asian porn. C-A-L-C-U-LATOR (see you later) mathetmatical minds make industrial smog. and wh
ats the opposite of lnx, duraflame the unnatural log. support the farmers with a pro-tractor, link kennedy and lincoln with a common factor (fact, or) live like ur data...blah blah word problems if theres a fat guy in a pastry shop with a twenty dollar bill and he's ready to buy, in order to pre
dict his volume change you need to know the value of pi (pie) and theres a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her, how long til it reaches adn kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor, and if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men
are chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his freetime and mealtime while on his knees and if kim is half as old as bobby who is two years older then twelve year old tori, for how many more 30 day months will their threesomes be considered statutory rape cause havin sex is
like quadratic expansion if it cant be split then its time to stop, and havin sex is like doing fractions, its improper for the larger one to be on top, and havin sex is like math homework, i do it best when i'm alone in my bed. and squarin numbers are just like women, if theyre under thirteen just
do them in your head.... and new math


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AHHHHHH you're ... ( 7 hours ago by BlondeMoments16)
AHHHHHH you're amazing
3 marry me, k? hahaha =)
pedofeelya! ( 7 hours ago by RyuurasGoddess)
pedofeelya!
Array ( 7 hours ago by madmanakajosh)
omfg
that was the funnyest shit ^^ ur awsome ^^
Fair question: It ... ( 6 hours ago by Spikew0ng)
Fair question: It does'nt bother me because it's not specific to any real person(s) where as MJF is a real person suffering from a degenerative disease. The point I'm making is that he could have easily substituted that line for another but the thought came to him and he just could'nt resist. Thats why I don't respect him. Steve Martin said that nothing is sacred anymore as long as you get a laugh, that couldnt be more true now. You asked so I answered, now I'll shut up and let you enjoy Bo.
aand thats why ... ( 6 hours ago by juliekat9)
aand thats why steve martin is probably the worst comic out there!! the mjf comment was brilliant. i would have to say Bo may be one of the most clever comedy writers around. i might say i know a thing or 2 about comedy! but thats my buisness.
LOL is that a ... ( 5 hours ago by someone9292)
LOL is that a periodic table on his shirt ? haha o and to answer his question "and if kim is half as old as bobby who is two years older then twelve year old tori, for how many more 30 day months will their threesomes be considered statutory rape" it would never actually be considered statutory rape because they're all under 18
Well said. To each ... ( 5 hours ago by tdogg98264)
Well said. To each his own. Can't argue with anyone who quotes Steve Martin.
No it wouldn't ... ( 5 hours ago by SplitKnucks)
No it wouldn't dumbass. Not every month has 30 days in it. The correct answer is 44. There are only four 30 day months in a year, and 11 years times 4 equals...let me find my calculator...44. Although technically it wouldn't be statutory rape until Bobby turned 18. But that's an entirely different problem.
i'm sorry, he's ... ( 4 hours ago by spiffygenius)
i'm sorry, he's married to me =)
Bo Burnham, you are ... ( 4 hours ago by leoequalslife)
Bo Burnham, you are my hero.
I love you.
Experience in ... ( 3 hours ago by wfebwj)
Experience in romantic affairs comes only with practice...But the theory preparation is as important...
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you will never ... ( 3 hours ago by jdiukl)
you will never forget it
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very true i am ... ( 3 hours ago by sammyc816)
very true i am sorry for my miscalculations =p
its still an ... ( 3 hours ago by sammyc816)
its still an amazing song =3
this is my favorite ( 3 hours ago by talkonmute)
this is my favorite
wow, i must be a ... ( 3 hours ago by Maddog3568)
wow, i must be a nerd, i understood all of that, lol
lol. me too! =] ( 2 hours ago by OuttaNowhere81)
lol. me too! =]
Ummm...it doesn't ... ( 2 hours ago by ZennouRyoku)
Ummm...it doesn't matter. If nothing is sacred I would think it happened when like Hiroshima was bombed or the Holocaust happened, not some comedian on the internet (THE INTERNET) made a comment about MJF. Also Michael J. Fox creates 3.1 gigawatts of electricity by standing on carpet.
bwahahaha and if ... ( 1 hour ago by illegalgreensharpies)
bwahahaha and if theyre under 13 just do them in ur head xD i have to admit, this song was pretty clever hhaa
whats the creative ... ( 1 hour ago by oldgil17)
whats the creative homeless guy part?
Asian power of 1ove ... ( 1 hour ago by mlubyd)
Asian power of 1ove - this is really great thing!!!
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no joke i freaking ... ( 1 hour ago by bstouwie21)
no joke i freaking love his periodic table shirt!!
good observation ... ( 1 hour ago by sayitifyoumad)
good observation dude lol
hes better than ... ( 39 minutes ago by saints252028)
hes better than eminem. way better.



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